Beeeend and SNAP!

Beeeend and SNAP!

Ol Snowy Bastard

Ol Snowy Bastard

Thanks for your help green dildo! (at Medgar Evers College)

Thanks for your help green dildo! (at Medgar Evers College)

#Repost from @jeepneynyc “Our 4th contestant in our #baluteatingcontest decorated her profile pic to intimidate her competition. @ginagirlgenius ain’t playing, she wants the Balut Belt! Rise to the challenge and enter at iluvbalut@gmail.com, time is running out!!! See you Saturday at @hesterstfair🐣” Inspired by Pac-man himself, balut are my cherries and the competition will be my ghost meat! 🍒👻🍒 (at 187 SKILLS)

#Repost from @jeepneynyc “Our 4th contestant in our #baluteatingcontest decorated her profile pic to intimidate her competition. @ginagirlgenius ain’t playing, she wants the Balut Belt! Rise to the challenge and enter at iluvbalut@gmail.com, time is running out!!! See you Saturday at @hesterstfair🐣” Inspired by Pac-man himself, balut are my cherries and the competition will be my ghost meat! 🍒👻🍒 (at 187 SKILLS)

Feed me them duck abortions! Don’t worry Catholic Titas, I know it’s murder. Delicious, salty murder! #BalutEatingContest (at Hester Street Fair)

Feed me them duck abortions! Don’t worry Catholic Titas, I know it’s murder. Delicious, salty murder! #BalutEatingContest (at Hester Street Fair)

I wanna chill on sugar hill #Refined @supercoolapp by @jorstar  (at Rockerfeller Center)

I wanna chill on sugar hill #Refined @supercoolapp by @jorstar (at Rockerfeller Center)

Instagramming a @shakeshack @jeffstaple custard made to look like pigeon shit. #FarmToTable #GreatMouthFeel Am I cool yet? (at Shake Shack - NYC)

Instagramming a @shakeshack @jeffstaple custard made to look like pigeon shit. #FarmToTable #GreatMouthFeel Am I cool yet? (at Shake Shack - NYC)

"WELCOME TO THE BEEHIVE!!!" #Repost from @amhardinger (at Ikea BK)

"WELCOME TO THE BEEHIVE!!!" #Repost from @amhardinger (at Ikea BK)

Important work at Chips Design Studio #TimeLapse (at New York City Hall)

#TimeLapse at the beach with @howeymac and some kids throwing beach jellyfish back into the water. (at Rockaway Beach 97st)

Kickin it (at Rockaway Beach 97st)

Kickin it (at Rockaway Beach 97st)

Me and my entourage of Titas (at Rockefeller Center)

Me and my entourage of Titas (at Rockefeller Center)

Negating all Catholic points of actually going to church by stitching and instagramming a picture if my mom (bottom right) while the bread is blessed. #LostAllTactBecauseImATouristToday (at St. Patrick’s Cathedral)

Negating all Catholic points of actually going to church by stitching and instagramming a picture if my mom (bottom right) while the bread is blessed. #LostAllTactBecauseImATouristToday (at St. Patrick’s Cathedral)

We’d catch a beat down if this wasn’t done right! Haha! Pretty nice how-to videos on here. (at South Wing of Adelaide Manor)

You can tell she’s thrilled I live with her by the look on her face. Thanks for the best day I’ve had at the beach this summer @amhardinger!  (at Jacob Riis Beach, Rockaway, NY)

You can tell she’s thrilled I live with her by the look on her face. Thanks for the best day I’ve had at the beach this summer @amhardinger! (at Jacob Riis Beach, Rockaway, NY)